What A Melon
Looking good girl….and by good I of course mean you look like the inside of a Blow Pop. Tennessee
What’s So Fab About It?
Violet, you’re turning weirder and losing more and more friends by the minute Violet. Yeah, it doesn’t have a nice ring to it like Willy Wonka but if they can remake it so can I. California
Chop Suey
I’ve never once thought to myself “Man, that guy’s facial hair could kick my ass!” Unfortunately I can no longer make that claim. Michigan
Rounding Second
I think you can get to second base just by giving her a hug. Texas
