Pimp My Scooter
MTV needs to bring back Pimp My Ride because Xzibit does some shitty work with no budget. South Carolina
…And The Sexy Stud
AYYYY OHHHH!!!! Buddy is today your lucky day or what?! I just so happened to have met the perfect girl for you. Please see the post below, let me know what you think, and we will see what we can do to get this uncomfortable relationship going! First box of Magnums is on me! Georgia
Kinky Kelly

Well, I’ll just swallow my pride and say thanks for not letting me waste my time. Funny, I find it odd that you would even want the big ones for such a tiny hole back there but to each their own I guess. We will do our best to find someone to suit your needs. […]
Over The Hedge
What the hell do you call a comb-over that doesn’t cover anything? I guess just “over”? Like your hair is over there, that’s it. It’s not as catchy as some of the other haircut names but it gets the job done. Michigan