The Old Pony
Partial haircut, sleeveless hoodie, jorts….is that your thing? Do you do everything half-assed? Iowa
La Cucaracha
I go in to buy some undershirts and i end up leaving with tortilla chips, salsa, shredded cheese, taco shells, and the rest of the Old El Paso town….damn you in person marketing!!! Texas
What’s That Spell?
Give me a “W”! Give me a “T”! Give me an “F”! Give me a break; if you’re a cheerleader, then O.J.’s innocent. Arkansas
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is you look like Beetlejuice’s hooker. The good news is, well actually I guess I only had bad news. Unknown
