Nice Legs
I’d say something witty but I’m pretty sure you could put my head in a scissor leg lock and pop it like a grape. Unknown
Doggy Day Care
Paris Hilton gets to carry her dog around because it fits in her purse, so why can’t I bring my dog with me too? Unknown
Gut Check
Oh good, I was getting sick of seeing ass-cracks. I’m glad you decided to instead show us all your gutt-crack. It’s a pleasant change of scenery. Virginia
Naughty Pocahontas
I’ve seen less revealing skirts in porno movies….I mean, someone I know has seen the porn and told me about the type of attire worn. Indiana
