You Love It
Does he also love unoriginal joke shirts? What are his feelings on bags-o-douche wearing fedoras? Is he pro or con tats and a spike through the lip that scream for attention? Get back to me on those. Unknown
It Comes Natural
Oh sh*t, look at all that Natty Light! I have a hunch somebody is fixin’ to get their feelings and face hurt tonight from an asshole that looks strikingly like Santa if he was laid off. Mississippi
You’re Grounded!
New rule: If you are twins and you still dress like you are 5 years old then I’m allowed to treat you like you are 5 years old and ground you. That way you still get to dress alike, and we don’t have to see it. Mississippi
Heel To Toe
I’m not a doctor, but I have to assume wearing heels with a bum knee isn’t the best rehab. South Carolina
