Sweaty Betty

There are definitely easier ways to show people you are wearing a thong. Personally i would just go with not letting people know, but i’m saying if you do insist on it, there are less sweaty alternatives. Unknown

Ripped To Shreds

Really? Do you think when you dress? Did you toss on your jorts because, well hey they rock, then just go ahead and grab the shirt your kid just jammed into the paper shredder? Is that how you go about your day, just a complete disregard for anything? Kentucky

Crazy Hat Day

AYYYY OHHHH!!! IT’S CRAZY HAT DAY!!!! Whooooo! You know who else has crazy hat day?…..3rd graders Texas

They Do Exist!

Why would you do this to me? This is by far the worst possible timing you could have. I was literally just about to sit down and write Mars Candy a thank you letter for creating the pretzel M & M’s and you go ahead and ruin an entire line of delicious classic candy for […]