Rare Footage
Wow folks, we have been fortunate enough to obtain footage of the rare hawk-mullet: half mullet half mohawk. On a side note, we are awaiting confirmation on whether or not this is Mr.T & Sitting Bull’s illegitimate son. Oklahoma
Split Ends
Hey Ratpunzel, you look like Master Splinter. Someone get a weed wacker and take care of that mess please. Arizona
Funky In Floral
Awesome pattern placement there buddy. I didn’t know migraines came delivered in bouquet form. Florida
Old Banana Hands
Your wallet is in there; it’s buried underneath the condoms and estrogen. Oregon
