You Had Me At Hello

Why do I feel like you are gonna burst into some R&B song right now and serenade me? Please don’t bother….you had me at side boob. New Jersey

Funky Tan

How do you even get a tan line like that? From the heating lamps at buffets? Minnesota

The Peltmobile

This might be the most frightening thing that I have ever seen, not the truck, but knowing the boys from Deliverance learned how to drive and can bring their haunting “squeal like a pig” antics to a town near you. Georgia