Boss Hoggin’

Yeah, well my other wife is your hog…wait. Dammit that doesn’t work. Cherish this win because I’m guessing you haven’t had many in life. Unknown

808s & Heartbreak

Did you just come from your job as a backup dancer for Kayne West? Oklahoma

Fire In The Hole

Burning some serious rubber there! It’s only a matter of time before DMX ask you to join the Ruff Ryders. Tennessee

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Hey Cyndi Lauper, weren’t you just on Celebrity Apprentice? Using the term “celebrity” pretty loosely, but regardless you still look outdated and bat-shit crazy. Florida