Look At This F’n Hipster
Ohh hipsters, you manage to pop up and ruin every generation one way or another. Does his stomach tat say “Douche”? Even if it doesn’t, I’ll assume it does. Georgia
The High Life
Where the hell is that Miller High Life employee to stop people when you need him? Forget taking beer away from fancy overpriced clubs, you need to get here and stop her cause she definitely isn’t living the high life. Louisiana
Rainbow Road
Star light, star bright, I’m thinking about shaving your head tonight. Let’s go folks, we need to know: “Who wears it better?” Illinois & West Virginia
Redneck Barbie
They make ‘Mullet Barbie’ now? Alabama