You…Light Up My Life!
It may light up your life but I have a feeling it makes the other person go into a deep dark blackout. Unknown
Less Is More
This is one of the few times you will hear me say that maybe less would be more. Unknown
Show Me Your Clippers
Oh sh*t, it’s Edward Scissorhands! That is extremely convenient because I was just about to hire a landscaper to trim my hedges. Now I can have that bush that looks like a T-Rex in my yard that I’ve always wanted. Texas
Cougar In The Wild
Oh dear God! Please someone go explain to her what “cougar hunting” is. I think she is taking it way too literally. Missouri
