The Fall Season
Hey, who’s excited for Autumn? Whoa simmer down lady, I think the whole town knows you’re excited for Autumn. Georgia
Tattoo Facial
I love seeing older people covered in tattoos because you don’t even have ask, their body just tells you they made some awful life choices when they were younger. Ohio
The Tooth Fairy
The good news is I just lost a tooth so you owe me a dollar. The bad news is I won’t be able to sleep for weeks now. California
Get In My Belly
What has to happen in your life for you to just say “f*** it” and then leave your house with your toddler’s 3T on? Texas
