Who Needs Crutches?
I’ve seen these contraptions from time to time (rarely color coordinated) but I would just like to say how much I love America. Don’t feel like putting in all that work with crutches? We will build a knee-scooter so you can scamper around like a 12 year old off his Ritalin. Texas
Mellow Yellow
Uhhh Ms., I think you overlooked something…no, not the toilet seat cover stuck to your ass, I was referring to you matching your shorts and socks after the age of 11. California
Sideburnin’ Rubber
“Thank you, thank you very much.” No. No, don’t say thank you. Nobody is giving you a compliment or anything that might resemble a positive thing that you could thank them for. In fact start apologizing. Washington
David Lee Goth
Just a juggalo, everywhere I go, people know the part I’m playing. Tennessee
