So Cheesy

Does anyone know why all of these mariachi bands are showing up at Walmart? It is really starting to get to the point where it has become a little less funny to me, but a little more concerning. I can’t keep assuming mariachi bands love Cheez-Its. Oregon

Big Sh*t Poppin’

You know those socks are crazy out there when they can manage to somehow distract you from that booty POPPIN’ out of those jorts. Texas

Safety Measure

It’s a good thing you got a lock there because I’m sure all the ladies are doing whatever they can to break in and get them a piece of you. New York

Dump Like A Truck

Ummm, I think he might have a load in those 1970’s baby blues. California