Red Faced At Redbox
The other day I was walking into Walmart to make a quick return. As I walked through the door, I notice the typical female Walcreature (badly permed mullet, NASCAR t-shirt that was ever so cleverly turned into a dingy, bra-showing NASCAR tank top) standing by a Redbox. This lady looked about 12 kinds of pissed […]
The Day I Got Rebuked
Several years back I was in the process of doing some repairs around the house and needed some hardware. I had some errands to run and Wally World was on the way so I figure I’d go there for what I needed. I don’t usually shop at Wal Mart, but this time I’m glad I […]
The Flying Shoe
They just opened a Walmart in Greenwood, Indiana. My mom and I were there shopping and heading to the makeup aisle. All of a sudden we heard a kid throwing a fit and WOOOOOOSH. He threw his shoe over the aisle and it landed 5 or 6 aisles over. Then his hillbilly mother mother started […]
The Witch Of Wellington
Dubbed “The Witch of Wellington” this legend certainly lives up to her name as it seems my testicles have just been turned to blue robin eggs. Florida
