The Leprechaun & His Questionable Bag
I like this elf pimp leprechaun look you got going on, but I’m just extremely concerned what type of magical stuff you got in that fanny pack. Alabama
Cruella de Vil
You wanna model your look after a celebrity? Fine. But don’t you think choosing a cartoon villain from a Disney movie would be waaaaaay down on that list? Nevada
The Butterscotch Chip
Hershey’s has a new butterscotch chip! Now, somebody go get us a few barrels of cookie dough. Texas
The Showdown
This shirt is made of bits of real horse hair…so you know it’s good. Ohio