The Leprechaun & His Questionable Bag

I like this elf pimp leprechaun look you got going on, but I’m just extremely concerned what type of magical stuff you got in that fanny pack. Alabama

Cruella de Vil

You wanna model your look after a celebrity? Fine. But don’t you think choosing a cartoon villain from a Disney movie would be waaaaaay down on that list? Nevada

The Butterscotch Chip

Hershey’s has a new butterscotch chip! Now, somebody go get us a few barrels of cookie dough. Texas

The Showdown

This shirt is made of bits of real horse hair…so you know it’s good. Ohio