Pubic Region
I guess you might as well leave that patch of pubes because you already look like a dickhead. Texas
Bird Turds
Bird man be honest, does that bird store food and tiny sticks in your beard? Washington
In A Pickle
That is either the longest polo ever or finally a pickle big enough for Jersey Shore’s Snookie. Louisiana
Larry Garcia
If you don’t have a Facebook account then I’m gonna make you one just so you can put up Jerry Garcia’s picture during that little Dopple-Ganger week thingy. Tennessee
