Nippin’ It

I was thinking about going all Lady Gaga on my nipples too…thanks for showing me why it was an awful idea. Utah

Fabu…lous

I don’t think there’s supposed to be that big of a gap there. Texas

Break A Leg

Well it’s a lot funnier than wearing a shirt that says “By law, I have to inform you that I’m a registered sex offender.” Actually, that might be a closer race than I originally thought. Oklahoma