Ding, Ding, Ding!

I feel like you are one of those card girls who walk around in between rounds during a fight. Probably not a real boxing match, but more like one of those Bum Fights. Texas

Eyes On The Prize

Why are pimps the only ones that get to dress like this? Sure, maybe a judge wouldn’t take him seriously as a lawyer or maybe you would be weary of him operating on your spouse but it would add some fun to life, wouldn’t it? South Carolina

Keepin’ ‘Em Up

Suspenders and a belt?!? How’s that the second worst decision you can make with one outfit? New Hampshire