Ding, Ding, Ding!
I feel like you are one of those card girls who walk around in between rounds during a fight. Probably not a real boxing match, but more like one of those Bum Fights. Texas
Eyes On The Prize
Why are pimps the only ones that get to dress like this? Sure, maybe a judge wouldn’t take him seriously as a lawyer or maybe you would be weary of him operating on your spouse but it would add some fun to life, wouldn’t it? South Carolina
Is It That Nice In Washington?
Did you wear that so you could swim in my tears? Washington
Keepin’ ‘Em Up
Suspenders and a belt?!? How’s that the second worst decision you can make with one outfit? New Hampshire