Pants (Literally) On The Ground

I was gonna quote that “pants on the ground” song thing, but I don’t watch American Idol and I didn’t feel like putting forth the effort to Google it for this guy. Wisconsin

A Wing & A Prayer

His car must go really fast!!!! Or at least sound like a lawnmower that goes really fast…you would figure they would have created something a little more subtle to get everyone’s attention to let them know you’re a douche by now. Florida

The Female Dream

I noticed you left off “children’s role model”. California

DJ Rollback

Check out DJ Rollback on the one’s and two’s! I wonder if he is spinning the PoWM rap? North Carolina