Brutus Beefcake
Kicked out of the Village People for being “too obvious”. Texas
Silver Lining
You know how people tell you to “look for the silver lining” in things? Well, they were wrong. North Carolina
Workin’ Off The Baby Weight
PSA: Men, in case you didn’t know, sometimes new mothers like to booty pop just to see if they got their pre-pregnancy figure back. Most of the time, they don’t, so the next step in this equation is for you to not say a damn thing unless you want castrated in the middle of Walmart. […]
Cowboy Up
I was just about to make a list of people who should carry big scary knives around in public and wouldn’t you know it, guess who was at the top of the list? That’s right! The guy with the pink jeans and a homemade backpack who doesn’t look crazy at all. Texas
