Well Hello There!

I feel like it’s smiling at me and I can’t stop smiling back like a goofy idiot. South Carolina

All About The Benjamin

You know why Ben Franklin could pull this haircut off? Because he was smart and invented awesome shit, not because he looked like he lives with his mother and collects Magic: The Gathering cards. South Carolina

Like A Fine Wine

Ohh baby, you’re like a fine wine…not the better with age part, more like it hurts more if you get hit in the head with an old bottle part. Arkansas

Man Showers Nude In Walmart Parking Lot

The Red Bluff Walmart parking like seemed like as good a place as any for one man’s shower. According to Red Bluff Police, an unidentified man admitted to showering outside his parked RV in the parking lot last Friday, shortly after 8 a.m.. Witnesses called police to complain. When officers arrived, the man admitted to […]