Granny Panties
Now I know we give people a lot of shit when their thongs are popping out of their pants. So, to some (and I stress some) of those people, I would now like to say thank you for wearing a thong instead of granny panties. Arkansas
Message From Above
After you get over your initial shock, look closely at her arm…..does it say “No”? Just in case you were thinking about it, the powers above have graciously sent you a message. Missouri
Hoo Hoo!
Fashion tip: That little slip in your shirt is not a belly-button window. Kentucky
Not Varsity Material
Ehhhh, I’m thinking you’re a solid Junior Varsity squad member. Varsity is pushing it a bit, but I support your go-getter, positive attitude. Unknown
