Tastes Like Chocolate
Fortunately, I ate enough candy yesterday that my vomit now tastes like chocolate. Louisiana
High & Outside
So I was talking with my friend the other day about the pros and cons….OH MY GOD! Look at those eyebrows!! Kentucky
Nice Plums
Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous. Michigan
Sh*t Happens
Ohhh okay, because it looks like you’re shitting in the trash can! Okay. Well you’re useless. Nice barbed wire tattoo, real original. You look like B.J. Novak’s less talented, goober brother. Tennessee
