Grab Your Partner
A line-dance….in Walmart…..in Missouri. I can’t make this sh*t up people. Sometimes I feel like they are doing these things just for me! So grab your partner do-si-do, then step on up and shop some mo’! Missouri
High Rise
Man, with her ass all the way up there, I bet it’s inconvenient to have to smell your farts so soon after you do it. Florida
People Of Walmart Halloween Costumes
We would like to thank all of you who took some initiative and dressed up as a person of Walmart for Halloween. It is both flattering and disturbing…just the way we like it!
Big & Small
Uugghhh! Okay, when your boyfriend tells you he wants you to put on something a little sexy, he doesn’t mean put on something that is separately small and sexy. Tiny, sexy clothes on not so tiny, sexy people work adversely. For example see Exhibit A. Ohio