A Pair Of Pups

Thanks for putting down a pee pad for your pups so I don’t get piss and dog shit on my food when I use that cart later. Oklahoma

Blown Coverage

If your boots cover more of your body than the rest of your articles of clothing combined, you might wanna change into something a little more appropriate. California

They Shrunk In The Wash

Here is a bad sign: When a regular t-shirt and regular pants turn into a tube-top and low rise pants when you put them on… Florida