Drenched
Everything else aside…why do you look so wet? It’s as if you managed to piss your pants and shirt. Texas
Dangerously Cheesy
I guess Chester Cheetah needs a disguise when he goes out in public. Makes sense, you don’t want people bothering you for autographs and free Cheetos. Although, I think he needs to do some work on his disguise. South Carolina
You Drive What?
Hey everybody, don’t forget the Wal-creatures have to get there somehow! Drive on over and check out www.youdrivewhat.com and have a laugh. Louisiana
What A Drag
Sometimes shopping with your mom can be such a drag….what’s that? Awful pun?!?!?! Well that’s just mean. If you don’t like that pun, then either you were dragged as a kid or you wish you had the guts to drag your kid in public, either way don’t take it out on me. Texas