Tyin’ One Off

Ohh God, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! It looks like you tied off your body waiting for the biggest heroin needle ever! Something is going to burst if you don’t let it breathe a little. Missouri

Mo’ Problems

Dear sir, “Mo money, Mo problems” is an expression, not a literal interpretation. In fact, I don’t mean to rain on your parade but something around the ballpark of $20 isn’t exactly the amount of money that would cause a substantial amount of problems. Indiana

Getting Warmer

Well if you ask me those leg warmers seem unnecessary because that outfit is hot enough! Iowa

Wedding Bells

…And do you take this woman’s cart to be your lawfully wedded cart; to push in good times and bad, through feminine hygiene aisles and aisles with spills; ’til either one of you decide you want a divorce? Arizona