Joe Deertay
Remind me, is awesomeness judged by length of mullet or style of chops? California
Side Note
I guess she figures if you are going to talk shit behind her back she might as well get her point across! Although, her whole theory is based off of the assumption that she just fat and not ugly. Virginia
Mickey & Minnie
“Attention Walmart shoppers: Someone has lost their balls in aisle 7. I repeat, we have a pair of lost balls found in aisle 7. Please come to the Customer Service center to claim them.” Arizona
Loco For Loko
You look like a living, breathing, functioning can of Four Loko. Ohio