Yawn Care

How unathletic are you that you actually fall asleep in the sporting goods section? Pennsylvania

Double Dose Of Fail

The term “showing some skin” should not apply to male plumbers crack or the bald spot of a skullet. Georgia

Hitting A Scruff Patch

I knew Grizzly Adams had a beard, I just wasn’t aware that his wife did too… Florida

Oh You Fancy Huh?

I’m not sure which I fear more, Black Friday at Walmart or little black dresses at Walmart. Florida