I Just Got The Last One

Example #678 on why I loathe Black Friday….”I spent $48 to make a custom Black Friday t-shirt to wear while I wait in line for 13 hours to save $50 on a Ps3!” West Virginia

Tooth Ache

Quite possibly the most literal user of a TOOTHbrush…I’m glad you’re as excited to be on here as we are to have you! California

The Butterfly Effect

Good call on the bright colors, your predators will think you are poisonous and won’t eat you. South Carolina