Secret Santa
Dear Santa, don’t listen to Emmit Smith. Just For Men Beard Color is a joke; embrace the white! Also, your elf just made my 6 year old self shit it’s pants. Ohio
The Assassin’s Creed
Are you on your way to meet your source about the secret cheat codes for the new Assassin’s Creed video game? Canada
Ripped & Gartered
Girl you better start behaving or I’m gonna tear you a new….oh, I guess someone beat me to it. Ohio
Monkey Bread
My wife and I were shopping at a Walmart in our new community, and were struggling to find certain items that we could find at our old store. One item was Monkey Bread, which is a pastry in the frozen food section. I asked a clerk stocking in that section where I could find Monkey […]
