Bubba Koosh

Ohh someone got Pinky ON their brain. By the way, are those Koosh balls? Because if those are Koosh balls on your head I might take back anything mean I’ve ever said about you because I love me some Koosh balls! Florida

Coolest Kid Ever!

My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I got my bottle of Courvoisier right here, and I’m open to all your calls about sweet sweet love makin’. Louisiana

Time For Tea & Strumpets

“First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.” I’m gonna hang by the bar, put out the vibe. Georgia

Santa On Santa

If there is one type of Santa I love, it’s a self-endorsing Santa. Nice shirt big guy! See you in 14 days! California