The Mathlete
Is there anyone out there that can show me how to power-walk and do complex math problems simultaneously? Oklahoma
Stink, Stank, Stunk
Hey! Hey you! Hey stop! Security! Security! That guy is trying to smuggle turds out of here! Unknown
Well Orchestrated
That is the perfect outfit for an all girls prep school Christmas play. It says I can conduct the orchestra and still look good during my solo dance performance in the 3rd act. Texas
Naughty With A Body
Ohh Mrs. Claus, I’ve been a naughty boy this yearrrrrrr…You’re not sexy Mrs. Claus! Dammit, I fell for the same type of shirt at the beach last summer and we all know that ended badly! California
