I Saw Mommy Humping Santa Claus
Well this just has me wondering what’s being stuffed in the stockings?…..a yule log perhaps? Mexico
I’m A Boat Captain
Who says Hugh Hefner is the only person capable of rocking that hat?! Although I have to say that hat looks a little more ridiculous when it’s not surrounded by 22 year old naked blondes. North Carolina
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Sometimes I think Walmart does things specifically to make my day…..or make the day of that special Redneck in your life. Florida
The Holiday Bandit Is Back
Ahh yes, the perfect Christmas outfit for that indecisive person out there who can’t decide on whether to dress like Santa, an elf, or a Christmas tree. New York
