Here…Take The Beads…
Ohh Stinkerbell, I don’t even want to imagine the creature that would give you beads to see your goods out of fear that my imagination would forever turn against me! Illinois
The Dog Who Saved Christmas
I don’t think you have to worry about him seeing you while you’re sleeping or when you’re awake because I’m pretty sure that dog will be busy looking for it’s dignity for awhile….But it makes me smile so he is A-okay in my book! Washington
Fits Like A Glove
Got those suspenders working overtime eh champ? Kinda looks like you are trying to squeeze a cylinder into the square hole there bub! Georgia
Santa Claus Is Riding To Town
If you can read this, Mrs. Claus fell off….8 days. Florida
