Do The Chickens Have Large Talons?
I think we’ve found Napoleon Dynamite’s mother…Gosh! Massachusetts
Dream On
I’m guessing for your father it’s more of a nightmare than a dream, but I guess pleasing other men is your way of pleasing your father…what!?! Yeah, I said she is a slut because her father didn’t show her affection; presumptuous from one thong, I know, but it’s still likely. Ohio
Hat Trick
Ho Ho Ho-ly shit! He even got little tiny hats! Who would have thought Santa would need more attention?! Idaho
