Little Peeping Tom

Hey little buddy, I’m gonna let you in on a few things; first, while we applaud up-skirt peeping ingenuity, you are being too obvious. Second, and most importantly, Walmart is NOT the place you wanna sneak a peak…unless you enjoy size 4X camo panties. Kentucky

The Spice Girls

Let’s all just hope Pumpkin Spice and Pasty Spice here are picking up their birth control. Texas

Marco…

You know what I hate about playing Polo? Every time I try to play it, my horse drowns. Mississippi