Drink Responsibly

Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter. Connecticut

Blame It On The Alcohol

Girl, you are lucky it’s New Years Eve because by 12:01 tonight, someone might be drunk enough to ruin their 2011. Missouri