The Bucket List
I can find 48 other things that I would be willing to do with a flannel bucket hat before I would resort to putting it on….true story. West Virginia
Suiting Up
I’ve heard the expression “Swimmin’ in Women” but I always thought it was more of sexual boasting that it was a literal expression. Utah
Sweet Cheeks
Listen honey, I’m still coming down from my holiday sugar high so how bout you cover up your candy for me huh? Alabama
The Redneck Ab Lounge
Okay, when I take my time to break this picture down I can only conclude that you use those gloves to hold that giant bag of ice for extra weight and resistance as you do your crunches, because rock hard sexy abs don’t come naturally my ponytailed friend Virginia
