Ringing In The New Year With A New Store

While for some reason we here at PoWM were not invited to the ribbon cutting ceremony, we feel like the grand opening of a new Walmart store is a grand opening for us here as well. So we would like to congratulate ourselves on a new store opening! Yaaaa us! South Carolina

Flash In The Bed Pan

Okay, which joker thought it would be a good idea for the local senior citizens home to perform Flashdance as their play this year? Because I’d like to send him a gift basket to say thanks and ask for tickets. Texas

Jolly Rancher

Sorry “little” boys, you don’t get to taste that Jolly Rancher. Georgia