Haystack
Hey Scarecrow, while you’re asking the Wizard for a brain, can you see if he will give me an extra pair of underwear, because I just pissed and shit myself. By the way, can you please change your name because you don’t scare anyone. That big devil clown next to you that just made me […]
Goldmember
I was an overnight people greeter for Walmart in Sumiton, AL. There was a man who was mostly bald except for really long patches (if you could call them that) of hair. In between these patches were dry spots. One night after he came in, he stopped at the videos out front and apparently in […]
I Love The Dude That Puts It Back…
Belt It Out
Okay, once you’re done throwing away all of your own pink clothes and you’re done contemplating what he plans to do with those Twizzlers, why don’t you take a good look and figure out what’s keeping that belt up because I’ll tell ya something, I don’t see any belt loops! Nevada
