Keeping Their Distance
I don’t know exactly what those things on your legs are, but I’m pretty sure they used to be pantyhose which decided that instead of being stuck up there they would just wilt and deteriorate until they are at a safe distance. Missouri
Surprise Under That Mini Skirt
Back for his second time (Here is the first pic) and I gotta say even though his style hasn’t changed much (if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, right?) I still can’t take my eyes off those legs dammit! I mean goatee again! Why would I say legs, that’s preposterous! Virginia
Make Out Session
I have no problem with PDA, but there are limits. I was shopping in the produce section one day when I looked over and saw two girls making out…tongues, caressing, the whole bit. I went over and told them they were being rude to other people. One turned to me immediately and barked, “Fuck you! […]
We’ve Got A Biter!
Is that a muzzle? Are you wearing some weird human muzzle so you don’t bite me? I mean, you look like the weird kid in gym class wrestling, but I’m pretty sure that is a preemptive measure taken so you don’t bite me. Illinois
