The New Year’s Resolution
And 1 and 2, and 1 and 2 now sweat, now sweat, now sweat, and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2, now be creepy, be creepy, be creepy, work it out girls! Texas
You Naughty Little Monkeys
Hey slutty cop and slutty nurse, the “naughty” concept of your outfits derives from your character, not because you ate those extra slices of pizza. Missouri
The San Diego Compadre
We may all laugh at this guy now since the Padres have never won a World Series championship, but one day when San Diego is good again, he will get the last laugh…I’m joking, we will still laugh at his ridiculous life choice. California
