Jesse & The Rippers
You don’t look like a mailman, so unless you can come up with something as to how you lost the ass of your jeans from the time you left your house to now then I’m just going to assume that you are just a disgusting person. I guess the only good thing is that your […]
Crazy Fool
Remind me to punch Paula Abdul and the rest of these Hollywood clowns that put the idea in people’s heads that anyone can be a dancer and be famous. You look like a clown. Actually you look like you’re dressed for a Junior High Halloweeen party that your date didn’t pick you up for. Go […]
The Lost Child
I used to work customer service desk at Wal Mart and I have had my share of horror. The customer service desk often receives lost items found in the store but one day a customer brought us a screaming lost little boy. We were able to get his mom’s name and we paged her to […]
Wild At Walmart
What is this? Lord of the Flies: Mobile Edition? Oregon
