Nailin’ Palin

I don’t follow her politics, or anyone else’s for that matter, because I truly and honestly don’t care. She might even turn out to be the greatest thing that ever happened to the world, but I’m just saying that if we elect a f*cking reality TV star to be the President of the United States, […]

Nestlé Chunky

Remember how when you were growing up you always thought having X-ray vision would be the greatest thing in the world? Yeah, I’ll let you stew on that for a while and reconsider your friends argument for being able to fly as the best power. North Carolina

Welcome To Medieval Times!

Hey Wench, get off thee ass and pick up me ale so I may wet thy gullet and slay some dragons. West Virginia