Spring Hasn’t Sprung

Dude, I know Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early spring but give it some time, it was only yesterday! West Virginia

You Can’t Have It

Is car theft that big of a deal around there that you feel the need to detach the steering wheel off your 1992 Nissan Sentra and carry it with you? Trust me, I’m sure it’s safe because no one would risk getting tetanus from the car’s rust. North Carolina

Frito Layed Out

Did he drink too much and pass out? Did he see someone from our site and pass out? Either way it doesn’t matter, because what I want to hear from you is the conversation between the two cops… Pennsylvania

Who’s To Blame?

Take a moment and just think of all the irresponsible people who could have stopped this from happening. The inventor, the manufacturer, the distributor, the person who orders inventory, the sales clerk, the cashier, friends/family/strangers, a mirror, common sense. If any one of these simply spoke up to correct a wrong, we would all have […]