Stinky Cheesehead

I’m setting the over/under on consecutive days Packer fans keep their team gear on at 145 days. P.S. I watched that Lombardi movie on HBO and let’s not forget that he didn’t love his kids. Wow! I’m sorry, I’m still a little bitter about last night. Wisconsin

The Baked Potato

♫  I see you got your baked potato and your flippy floppies, walkin’ around Walmart looking all sorts of sloppy ♫ Puerto Rico

Free Wine

I was working the register after zero training, and the customer line was long and getting longer. I was receiving quite a few insults about how slow I was on the register, and reaching the end of my rope with the whole thing when a woman in line took pity on me. “What would it […]

Unedited For Your Enjoyment

I was leaving my local wal-mart getting in to my car when i noticed a very odd site. There was a man in the parking lot next to his car across from my own car. He had a giant bottle of water, some terry cloths and a bottle of armor-all in his hands, yet he […]