Chrome Dome

Uuuuggghhhh, dude I appreciate the dedication, especially all the way out in Kansas, but c’mon. Stop bringing it up. I’m just starting to get over the loss. Kansas

The Texas Ranger

I’m confused. I can’t tell if you are going hunting, playing baseball, or hunting kids who are playing baseball. Texas

Skullet Vs. Skullet

Well it’s time for another enthralling installment of “Who Wears It Better?”. Today’s contestants enjoy the low maintenance and cooling effects of being bald with the party/creepy molestation vibe of the ponytail. So who ya got, old pony or mullet pony? Arizona

Scary Sherrie

I was working the express lane one day when I had my last dealing with Scary Sherrie. She was this woman that would come in, ride a cart around, make all sorts of weird requests, try to use expired coupons and other store’s ads that were outdated to price match. She always had food stamps, […]