Coming Up Short
Listen, I get that when you’re able to high five the aisle signs it may be a bit of a “tall task” to shop for clothes that fit, but I think we both know the effort you put in trying to find some just doesn’t “measure up”. Florida
Tie ‘Em Tighter
How ’bout we try to keep those pants up? It looks like you’ve already had some problems resulting from you pants coming off…..twice. Ohio
That’s Not A Bathroom
I was at my local Walmart buying some clothes. I went into the changing room to try them on. I could hear some strange noises in the stall next to me. Then there was a horrid smell. I literally thought I was going to throw up from the terrible stench. The attendant started to scream […]
I’ll Put A Spell On You
This gentleman is an upstanding citizen….(shhh keep it cool. I just didn’t want him to hear me call him bat-shit crazy because I don’t want him to cast some spell on me where my penis falls off.) Utah
